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cracked:

If you find yourself incarcerated in a maximum security prison, this is the toothpaste you will use. Two things of note:

1. The tube and toothpaste are both clear to prevent the concealment of shivs and contraband. 
2. No one’s going to waste fanciful names like Gleem and Crest on your filthy, murdering ass.

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Why McDonald’s Has the Most Insane Twitter Account

Upon getting their business degrees, some of these poor bastards assumed that life would become a helium-voiced-secretary plow-a-thon overseen by the Hegelian world spirit of Don Draper. Now they’re forced to interact day in, day out with bored and lonely strangers who desperately want to discuss the Filet-O-Fish.

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comedynerdsunited:

The first STAR WARS spin-off trailer: YODY

“You belong in a space swamp. Not a football field.”

(teamcoco)

comedynerdsunited:

In case you’ve been living under a rock, The Bitter Buddha was released today on iTunes and Cable VOD. See the lovingly disturbed Eddie Pepitone like you’ve never seen him before.